The New Larry

Recently, Larry has been unable to come up to the rink for Happy Wednesday's. We were disturbed by this at first, but quickly realized that the void had been nearly immediately fulfilled by Big Joe!!

How fortunate were we that Big Joe had happened to start enjoying the Happy Wednesday festivites just as Larry was getting fitted for his skirts. I mean, I am sure that the bras, in Larry's case a 34c ( a BIG handful), are working out famously for him, but we needed to fill the void.

So as Larry is exfoliating his T-zone and giving himself a Brazilian Wax, Big Joe is here with us and has brought along the newest member of "Mascot Club", Face.

Welcome Big Joe and Face...

Liquid Gold???

Kathy and I love to go to Arby's once every few months. Every time that we go we have the same issue. Here is the exchange:

Arby's Drive-thru employee: "Would you like any Arby's Sauce or Horsey Sauce?

Me: Yes. ALOT of Arby's Sauce and some Horsey Sauce. (Emphasis on ALOT)

A D-T E: (Turns back or bends down to throw sauces into bag) OK, there you go.

Now, at this point, I KNOW that they did not put ALOT of Arby's Sauce in the Bag. I give the bag to Kathy for inspection as I pull into a parking space. Sure enough, 5 Arby's Sauces and 10 Horsey Sauces.

Now Kathy's part is set in motion. She marches in and explains that we asked for ALOT of Arby's Sauce yet we received 5 for the 5 sandwiches that we ordered. Kathy puts 3 on a sandwich! They give us 5 total!!

No matter when we go, who is working or which location we go to, this is always the scenario. Obviously, they are instructed to not give them out generously. I have seriously thought about just walking in and stealing one of their bottles from the tables!! It is not gold, people!! Loosen up on the Arby's Sauce!! AAAGGGHHH!!!!